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Sock Monkey Benny Hathaway from the Red Heel Monkey Shelter
Benny Hathaway the sock monkey reporter
 needs to get a new computer.
Can you help a monkey out?

A satellite of the Red Heel Monkey Shelter


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All proceeds go to help the homeless sock monkeys at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter!
WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP?

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Remember - Benny doesn't want a free lunch - just a new Banana!

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Sock Monkey Dreams, the book,  Published in 2006 by  Penguin/Viking Studio
Sweet sock monkey dreams!


Sock Monkey Writer Benny Hathaway from the Red Heel Monkey Shelter  needs a new computer
Thanks for your support!

Hello. My name is Benny Hathaway, and as it says in the video, I am a sock monkey. I am also a writer.

Last year, I published my very first book, Sock Monkey Dreams. It's a book about the Red Heel Monkey Shelter, a house where homeless old sock monkeys find refuge and a new life after they've been abandoned by their old owners.

I also keep track of the Monkey Census, and I publish our local newspaper, the Monkey Ape Vine. I'm a pretty busy monkey.

I've done all of this stuff for years on my Banana Computer, which I am told has a human equivalent in an iBook G4 Macintosh.

Unfortunately, my Banana Computer just fried its logic board. And while Elvis may have liked fried bananas, I don't! They don't work so good.

So now I am Bananaless, and the funds from Sock Monkey Dreams, well, we're not talking Harry Potter money, let's just say that . . .

So I decided I would start this website to see if you peoples out there would help me raise the funds and the fun to get myself a new Banana.

This is the home page for the Benny needs a Banana Campaign. Check back here to keep track of how the fun-raisin' is goin' and to see the latest in fun-raisin' rewards.

Sock Monkey Writer Benny Hathaway from the Red Heel Monkey Shelter is at the center of a fund raising campaign

Benny says: "Remember -- sock monkeys are not really a species, let alone endangered, and the phrase 'All proceeds go to help the homeless sock monkeys at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter' is just a sarcastic way of saying we get to keep all of your money.

But for real peoples, all funds generated by the Benny Needs a Banana campaign will go to buying Benny a decent new iMAC and any extras will be filtered back into the continuing shenanigans of the Red Heel Monkey Shelter. 

No one is saying they're the Prince of any Albisockian backwaters here . . . Thanks for taking the time to read the fine print.

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