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Last year, I published my very first book, Sock Monkey Dreams. It's a book about the Red Heel Monkey Shelter, a house where homeless old sock monkeys find refuge and a new life after they've been abandoned by their old owners.
I also keep track of the Monkey Census, and I publish our local newspaper, the Monkey Ape Vine. I'm a pretty busy monkey.
I've done all of this stuff for years on my Banana Computer, which I am told has a human equivalent in an iBook G4 Macintosh.
Unfortunately, my Banana Computer just fried its logic board. And while Elvis may have liked fried bananas, I don't! They don't work so good.
So now I am Bananaless, and the funds from Sock Monkey Dreams, well, we're not talking Harry Potter money, let's just say that . . .
So I decided I would start this website to see if you peoples out there would help me raise the funds and the fun to get myself a new Banana.
This is the home page for the Benny needs a Banana Campaign. Check back here to keep track of how the fun-raisin' is goin' and to see the latest in fun-raisin' rewards.
![]() | Benny says: "Remember -- sock monkeys are not really a species, let alone endangered, and the phrase 'All proceeds go to help the homeless sock monkeys at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter' is just a sarcastic way of saying we get to keep all of your money. But for real peoples, all funds generated by the Benny Needs a Banana campaign will go to buying Benny a decent new iMAC and any extras will be filtered back into the continuing shenanigans of the Red Heel Monkey Shelter. |
| No one is saying they're the Prince of any Albisockian backwaters here . . . Thanks for taking the time to read the fine print. | |